別說我不成熟，等到我成熟的那一天，我自己自然會從樹上掉下來。
Don't say I'm immature. When I'm mature, I will fall from the tree.
我發現一個商機，別人都去撞南牆了，我去修南牆一定很賺錢。
I found a business opportunity, others have hit the south wall, I go to build the south wall must be very profitable.
對於你喜歡我這件事，我認為你做得非常對。
I think you've done the right thing about you liking me.
“世界上最寬廣的是什麼？”“考試範圍。”
"What is the broadest in the world?"“ The scope of the examination. "
都說，女人是水做的，要溫柔，不能亂發脾氣，女朋友越寵越可愛，其實，我也是水做的，只不過是雪碧，帶點氣滴，要捧著，不能晃。
It is said that women are made of water. They should be gentle and can't lose their temper. The more favorite their girlfriends are, the more lovely they are. In fact, I am also made of water, just sprite. I want to hold it with a little air drop and can't shake it.
盡量撮合身邊的同學吧，以後會省很多份子錢。
Try to match up the students around you, you will save a lot of money in the future.
偶爾幽生活一默你會覺得很爽，但生活幽你一默就慘了。
Once in a while, you will feel very happy when you live a quiet life, but you will be miserable when you live a quiet life.
結婚就是這樣，找對了人，一輩子浪漫變老；找錯了人，一輩子華山論劍！
Marriage is like this, find the right person, a lifetime of romantic aging; Find the wrong person, a lifetime of Huashan sword!
到了一定的年紀，會在你耳邊輕輕唱歌，喜歡你的肉體，還會送你包包的，就只剩下蚊子了。
At a certain age, you will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you bags, only mosquitoes left.
鋤禾日當午，上學真辛苦，一進去學校，罰站一下午。
Weeding day in the afternoon, go to school really hard, one into the school, a fine station afternoon.
今朝有酒今朝醉，生活不要太疲憊。
Today's wine, today's drunk, life is not too tired.
我媽問我怎麼在衛生間那麼久都不出來，我沒敢告訴她：我路過鏡子時被自己迷住了。
My mother asked me why I didn't come out in the bathroom for so long. I didn't dare tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.
“如果我出軌了怎麼辦？”“那我就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼！”“真的？”“嗯，瞄準了再開槍！”
"What if I cheat?"“ Then I'll turn a blind eye! "“ Really? "“ Well, you have to aim before you shoot! "
月考的唯一好處，讓我們知道向誰要作業答案比較正確。
The only advantage of the monthly exam is to let us know who to ask for homework from, and the answer is more correct.文章來源: /c/user/token/MS4wLjABAAAApMG64if7JTnHaeAxq6GkowNvE_jRJKPTFDOxzmvRO6U/?source=tuwen_detail
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